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‘Willy Wonka Explained- The Veruca Salt Sessions’ **** The Metro

Julie Dawn Adds Salt to the Wound ****

Damon Smith of ‘The Metro’ reviewed Willy Wonka Explained- The Veruca Salt Sessions in The Metro on Wednesday. Here was his impression.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then Australian stand-up Matthew Hardy will begin to explain his 30-year obsession with the original and best version of Roald Dahl’s dark fantasy, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, starring Gene Wilder as the slightly sinister owner of the world’s greatest confectionary brand.

Sat on one side of the stage, supposedly in a therapist;s chair, Hardy waxes lyrical about the 1971 film and its shining star, Julie Dawn Cole, who played obnoxious Veruca Salt. ‘She’ll always be 12 to me,’ he coos, ‘Veruca will always be a cheeky, sassy trouble-making tyke.’ Ten feet away, nestled in a similar chair, Julie Dawn purges her soul also in the guise of emotional healing, railing against the diehard fans who still call her Veruca to this very day and fondly remembering her turn as Dorothy in the York Theatre Royal production of The Wizard Of Ox opposite a young Pierce Brosnan. ‘He played a tree, a role he recreated in Mamma Mia!’ she observes cattily.

So begins an hour of verbal ping-pong between devoted fan and celebrity idol, each telling their side of a story and friendship that began at Melbourne airport and continues today.

Hardy’s assertion that Charlie was a depressed little boy in need of counselling gets big laughs, while Cole reads aloud letters she penned to her mother during the making of the film. ‘Isn’t it funny. Shopping makes me feel good,’ writes 12-year-old Julie Dawn Cole, discovering the pleasures of womanhood before she has even hit her teenage years. Kids grow up so fast…

Damon Smith

Until Aug 29, Pleasance Courtyard, 7pm.

Jennifer Coolidge ‘Yours For The Night’ ****

A very flattering four star review of Jennifer Coolidge’s new show from Edinburgh’s ‘ScotsGay Magazine’.
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Jennifer Coolidge – Yours For The Night
Assembly

An hour of stand-up with film’s hottest mamma, the woman many of us will know as Stiffler’s Mom.  This lady sure has star quality, as she regales us with LA anecdotes in her sarcastic, sassy and self-deprecating drawl. One can clearly see why this sexy lady is desperate to escape LA – she’s too real!

This isn’t the name-dropping celeb-sabotage I thought it would be. Coolidge does challenge the fakery of Hollywood, and also reveals a lot about herself in a candid and shameless stream of revelations. Cocaine, rehab, why she always goes for ‘weird best friend roles’ and her relationship woes.

My favourite nuggest from this hour that went by far too quickly was Coolidge’s musing on how you can tell a straight man directed Broke Back Mountain. ‘they had the ass-lovin’ scene right after the bean-eating scene!’ she wails incredulously.

Coolidge is stunning, very funny and brutally honest.  The start was a bit slow but I reckon that was down to first-week nerves – with further performance this show will be 5-star.

Jodie Fleming-Stanley

Adam, Dylan, & Simon.

The Brothers Streep (aka Dylan and Simon) from South Africa talk to Aussie Adam Vincent as part of ‘The Skinnys’ August 2010 Issue.

Dylan: I’ve been watching a lot of Summer Heights High. Did you also think Ja’mie was hot until you found out she was played by the actor Chris Lilley?

Adam: I still do Dylan… I still do… and that just shows you what a great actor Chris Lilley is.

Simon: I watched Australia play Germany in the FIFA World Cup here in South Africa. Your team fell over a lot. Do you fall over a lot?

A: All the time. In fact, when I can afford it I’d like to hire my own referee just to follow me around and give me free kicks… Like the other day at the supermarket I fell over a pyramid of tinned pineapple, very embarrassing, but had I gone on to slot a ball down aisle nine- instant hero.

D: Adam Vincent, are you related to my family doctor, Doctor Vincent?

A: Yes I am and he’s one of your biggest supporters. It would be easy to think of him as just your doctor but next time the curtains are drawn and he’s examining you, know that he’s quite the fan.

S: This is our first show out of South Africa, have you played out of Australia before? New Zealand doesn’t count.

A: Yes I’ve played in the UK and America. It sounds great but the reality is I cried a lot and spent too much money.

S: A lot of your publicity shots have you standing with a fish on a stick. What would you do if the fish decides to pursue a solo career?

A: Yeah I get this one a lot. Look Graham and I have and understanding. He’s a dead fish and I drive a car, there will be no solo career… the end.

D: That guy from Avatar is from Australia. I saw Avatar in 3D. Will your show be in 3D

A: Actually due to the high cost of doing a show in Edinburgh my show will only be coming to audiences in 2D this year. No Removing the fourth wall I’m afraid.

S: What is your show going to be called, and what can we expect? Will there be a didgeridoo involved?

A: My show is called Vital Signs, no didgeridoos but I often pop out some mouth trumpet. I can’t help it, when it feels right it feels right. Expect? The Unexpected! Really, not many people seem to know what’s going to happen next.

D: Do you find Australian comic sensibilities to be similar to those of the British?

A: Yes, but different techniques. Often Australian acts sound like chainsaws, full of bluff and banter- you’re forced to laugh. British acts… you’re forced to laugh but for different reasons. You know if you don’t laugh they might hide in a cupboard for a while and nobody wants that.

S: What acts are you looking the most forward to seeing in Edinburgh?

A: Brendon Burns’ show looks interesting. Kitson, and I’m really looking forward to that unknown act who hands me an intriguing flyer… and The Brothers Streep.

S: Neighbours or Home & Away?

A: Neighbours. Home & Away makes me feel like a sexual deviant… All those adult actresses in school uniforms. It’s unjust. They are adults right?

D: Or Prisoner Cell Block H?

A: Prisoner all the way. I like my prison bitches hardnosed.

The Brothers Streep, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 6.15 PM, 6-29 August (Not 16th)

Adam Vincent: Vital Signs, 6.45PM, Assembly@ Assembly Hall, 5-29 August (Not 16th)